- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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