Black people

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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