why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

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