- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Bob Saget that is all

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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