What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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