A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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women's rights.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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