- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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