Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Sixty... eight

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Anti Joke

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