Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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