Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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