- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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