The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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