whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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