Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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