- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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