Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

your face

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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