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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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