The New York Giants

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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