How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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