Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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