- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

PENIS that is all

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

cory

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

an ethopian thanksgiving

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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