Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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cory

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Oh, go away

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My children are mistakes

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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