roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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