Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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