- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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