- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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