how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Black people in Camden NJ.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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