- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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