- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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