- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Who is John Galt?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Yanter, Look it up

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