Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Small Penis.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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