- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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