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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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