Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

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