- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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