- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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