- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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