- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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