What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

justin beiber sucks

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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