- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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