What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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How High is a Chinese man

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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