What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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I'm so punny.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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