What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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