What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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