- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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