Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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