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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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