ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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boner

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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