- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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