a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's 9+10? 19.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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