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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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