- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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