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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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