Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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