- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Racial Equality

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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