- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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