- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

womans having rights.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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