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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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