- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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