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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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