- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator