- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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