What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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National security?

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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