Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Obama = ebola

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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