Obama = ebola

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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