A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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National security?

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats up and also down? your mum

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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