Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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