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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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