Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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they're dead. idiot.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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