A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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