- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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