- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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