- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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