- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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