A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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