- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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