- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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