How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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