- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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