- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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