- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Nothing. He made it home safely.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Once upon a time a was born

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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