- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Once upon a time a was born

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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