What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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