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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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