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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

read me write me

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Who is it?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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